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I am into older guys you know...not older like 10 years, but older like 20, 30 years. Sometimes I act like a crazy bitch, but I am no bitch. Yeah, and don´t worry, I am not that cute as in that picture. It´s an old picture. I just like my fluffy hat. I need to take a new picture with my fluffy hat on.

 

thorki-hiddlesworth:

imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine getting a detailed handsewn plushie of your favorite character in the mail one day from a mysterious sender, and whenever you’re in danger or distress the plushie turns into a flesh-and-blood version of your character to protect and comfort you

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I WOULD HAVE AN ARMY.

dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

duckodeathreturns:

You’d think it would be impossible to look vulnerable and threatening at the same time, and yet here’s Malcolm and his face making it happen. 

Also, it’s not like we’ve never seen Malcolm in grey before, but there is something about his charcoal grey shirt, combined with his steely grey hair, against the blue gray wall, that makes his eyes look amazing.

kanafinwhy:

kanafinwhy:

I was in a somewhat bad mood so I abused some beautiful art made some Maglor reaction pictures for use by all should the circumstance arise (✿◡‿◡)

(Art credit, and all my apologies, to Ted Nasmith.)

Bringing back as promised.

therebelwithoutavoice:

konnono:

toshio-the-starman:

sadmoviequotes:

“When men cook food, it’s art… but when women cook, it’s their duty.”

- Sridevi as Shashi Godbole in English Vinglish (2012)

oh snap

I saw this movie in English class and it was absolutely BRILLIANT. 10/10 would recommend.

so true

whenever a guy cooks well, everyone says he could be a chef at a five star hotel

when a girl cooks well, everyone comments on how she is a wifey material smh

fichtnerama:

pensiveoffensive:

spudsexuall:

thewalkingmapal:

sizvideos:

Video

WHAT THE THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING

Watch the end it’s so precious

NOOOO

THIS IS WHAT WILL END DRUNK DRIVING I SWEAR

When my son out with friends, I am that puppy, I swear