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I am into older guys you know...not older like 10 years, but older like 20, 30 years. Sometimes I act like a crazy bitch, but I am no bitch. Yeah, and don´t worry, I am not that cute as in that picture. It´s an old picture. I just like my fluffy hat. I need to take a new picture with my fluffy hat on.
I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great
Bae: Come over I’m horny ;)
Me: I can’t I’m murdering two teeange lovers in a clown suit
Bae: My parents are out