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I am into older guys you know...not older like 10 years, but older like 20, 30 years. Sometimes I act like a crazy bitch, but I am no bitch. Yeah, and don´t worry, I am not that cute as in that picture. It´s an old picture. I just like my fluffy hat. I need to take a new picture with my fluffy hat on.

 

maivolchica:

kings of war…
( thanks moustacheluke for the scan X X)

DON´T PUT ELROND IN ARMOR ON MY DASH. JUST DON´T. ooooh god. ooooooooooooh goooooooood, why.

I mean Thrandy is gorgeous and everything, Thorin is handsome as fuck, but I´ve had a thing for Elrond in armor for AGES…

Fez: I am telling you. I heard it. The devil is singing backwards on the record!

Hyde: It’s not the devil, man! It’s congress. They passed a secret law to put backward messages in our records, man!

(Source: thatofficial70show)

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

thelonelyscarecrow:

camarofemme:

nataliesama:

bagmilk:

karkatstuck:

tangarang:

fullmetalbukkake:

lafix:

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur
NOPE

what the fuck is that

that looks like a god damn nightmare

and this is sound it makes

MOOOOOM

are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi

The creepiest damn sound.

Aww it’s adorable.

AWWWWW OH MYYYY WHAT IS THIS IT´S CUTE I WANT ITT!nyaaaaa so adorable :3 please please can i have one MOOOOOM!
I mean it, I´m in love!

thelonelyscarecrow:

camarofemme:

nataliesama:

bagmilk:

karkatstuck:

tangarang:

fullmetalbukkake:

lafix:

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur

NOPE

what the fuck is that

that looks like a god damn nightmare

and this is sound it makes

MOOOOOM

are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi

The creepiest damn sound.

Aww it’s adorable.

AWWWWW OH MYYYY WHAT IS THIS IT´S CUTE I WANT ITT!nyaaaaa so adorable :3 please please can i have one MOOOOOM!

I mean it, I´m in love!

kingofcreppyisland:

Bae: Come over I’m horny ;)

Me: I can’t I’m murdering two teeange lovers in a clown suit

Bae: My parents are out

Me:

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