This episode was a fucking torture!!!I am not able to switch emotions so quickly!!!
First, girl died in very ugly way. Oh crap.
Second, I don´t like that blondie….oh wait, I am starting to like her…ok, I like the blondie.
After that, Milady. Wanna kill her.
Then, cardinal being a total asshole and “believing” in witchcraft. For fuck´s sake, Armand!
Suddenly OH GOD HE´S POISONED PETER YOU CANNOT ACT SO PERFECTLY YOU ARE SCARING THE HELL OUT OF ME AAAAAH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I CANNOT WATCH IT I THINK I HAVE A HEART ATTACK…!!!!!!!!!!!
After that: don´t touch that thing again,
Peter Armand, it is clearly the poisoned thing. I didn´t like that monk from the begining anyway.
Then: HURRY BOYS HURRY HURRY…OMG WHAT IS THAT DON´T SLEEP ARMAND HE´S GOT A KNIFE I SAW THAT COMING I SAW IT!!!! ….Uf, they handled it.
Now gimme some cardinal in a nightrobe. Thank you. And in a black shirt. Thank you again.
Blondie is saved. Great.
Sooo…it seems I survived…wait, what did D´Arti just say? Did he..? HE DID AND CONSTANCE IS SO CUTE AND ….OHHHH MY GOOOOD….I am going to cry now. I am crying. Too gorgeous.
Everyone, I think I died. I am dead and this is my ghost writing a tumblr post full off spoilers.
Voltaire: *writes extremely scandalous book/pamphlet/poem that attacks the government, the priests, religion, the pope, the Queen etc.*
French Authorities: What the fuck?
Voltaire: I didn't write that. Someone else did. Someone with a very similar style to mine. Not me. I didn't do it. Nope. No reason to send me to the Bastille again
French Authorities: ....
French Authorities: ........
Frederick the Great: Hey Voltaire you wrote this right?
Voltaire: Yes, aren't I AWESOME?